Youth Looks Forward, For Nothing Is Behind!

Rumor, N. A Favorite Weapon Of The Assassins Of Character.

Mugwump, N. In Politics One Afflicted With Self-respect And Addicted To The Vice Of Independence. A Term Of Contempt.

Lawyer, N. One Skilled In Circumvention Of The Law.

Zenith, N. The Point In The Heavens Directly Overhead To A Man Standing Or A Growing Cabbage. A Man In Bed Or A Cabbage In The Pot Is Not Considered As Having A Zenith, Though Horizontalists Hold That The Posture Of The Body Was Immaterial.

Riot – A Popular Entertainment Given To The Military By Innocent Bystanders.