Youth Is Just Wasted On Young People.

When I Was Young, I Observed That Nine Out Of Ten Things I Did Were Failures. So I Did Ten Times More Work.

I Never Climbed Any Ladder: I Have Achieved Eminence By Sheer Gravitation.

Liquor Is The Chloroform Which Enables The Poor Man To Endure The Painful Operation Of Living.

Doing What Needs To Be Done May Not Make You Happy, But It Will Make You Great.

Of All The Damnable Waste Of Human Life That Ever Was Invented, Clerking Is The Worst.