If You Say That God Is Good,

The Most Anxious Man In A Prison Is The Governor.

I Am Enclosing Two Tickets To The First Night Of My New Play; Bring A Friend... If You Have One.

Once There Was A Time When All People Believed In God And The Church Ruled. This Time Is Called The Dark Ages. He Who Can, Does. He Who Cannot Teaches.

Whenever You Wish To Do Anything Against The Law, Cicely, Always Consult A Good Solicitor First.

When A Man Says Money Can Do Anything, That Settles It: He Hasn't Got Any.