You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

Write About The Truth. If You Write About The Truth, Somebody's Living That. Not Just Somebody, There's A Lot Of People.

I'm Not A Big Fan Of Women's Liberation, But Maybe It Will Help Women Stand Up For The Respect They're Due.

I Don't Go To Church Regular. But I Pray For Answers To My Problems.

You Ain't Supposed To Get Salmon When They're Swimming Upstream To Spawn. But If You're Hungry, You Do.

I Think I Reach People Because I'm With Them, Not Apart From Them.