You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

I'm Trying To Lead A Good Christian Life, So There Ain't Too Much Spicy To Tell About Me.

Me And My Partner, Conway Twitty, Cleaned Up At The 1972 Country Music Association Awards.

I Never Knew Where Babies Came From Until It Happened To Me.

When I First Came To Nashville, People Hardly Gave Country Music Any Respect. We Lived In Old Cars And Dirty Hotels, And We Ate When We Could.

We Still Lend Our Old House Out To Relatives. They Keep A Guest Book For My Fans To Sign.