You Ain't Supposed To Get Salmon When

I'm Always Making Butcher Holler Sound Like The Most Backward Part Of The United States-and I Think Maybe It Is.

My Biggest Hero, Gregory Peck, Was My Birthday Present On April 14, 1973. I Just Sat And Stared At Him.

Some Of My Friends Who Know Me Best Say They Wouldn't Trade Places With Me For $1 Million Because Of The Pace I Lead.

When All Those City Folks Try To Fix Up My Talking, All They Do Is Mess Me Up.

I Never Knew Where Babies Came From Until It Happened To Me.