I Won All The Blue Ribbons For

I'm Always Making Butcher Holler Sound Like The Most Backward Part Of The United States-and I Think Maybe It Is.

I Want More Out Of Life Than I've Gotten.

We Still Lend Our Old House Out To Relatives. They Keep A Guest Book For My Fans To Sign.

I Try To Visit People In Hospitals When I Can, Smiling And Joking While I'm There. But When I Leave, I Just Start Crying.

In The Long Run, You Make Your Own Luck - Good, Bad, Or Indifferent.