You're The Only One Who's Closing Your

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.

The Most Talented People Are Always The Nicest.

Observe The Masses And Do The Opposite

Sure, I Want To Be The Best Actor In The World. But My Life Is My Family, My Son, My Friends. I Don't Know How Anyone Can Find Fault With That.

One Night I Went Over To Get Some Dope From Some Hollywood Tough Guy. After I Left, My Son Scott, Who Was Only Fifteen, Went Over With A Baseball Bat To Kill Him. I Was Laughing Out Of One Eye And Crying Out Of The Other. I Thought, Who Am I Kidding?