To Get Over My Divorce, I Got

Observe The Masses And Do The Opposite

Actors Have Bodyguards And Entourages Not Because Anybody Wants To Hurt Them - Who Would Want To Hurt An Actor? - But Because They Want To Get Recognized. God Forbid Someone Doesn't Recognize Them.

There's Nothing More Boring Than Actors Talking About Acting.

I'll See A Beautiful Girl Walking Up To Me And I'll Think, Oh, My God, I Can't Believe My Good Luck. But Then She'll Say, 'where's Your Son?' Or 'my Mother Loves You'.

I Went To A Shrink Once, But I Caught Him Going To A Fortune-teller So I Quit.