You're Only Popular With Anorexia.

For The Most Part, Pianos Are Female To Me. Sometimes They're Dykes, And They're Always Good Fun.

I Became A Mom At 37 And Having A Child Has Been An Emancipation For Me.

The Fact That Religion Plays Such A Part In How People Vote Troubles Me, Troubles Me As A Minister's Daughter. Because I Always Felt That The Separation Of Church And State Was What Our Forefathers And Foremothers Really Fought For.

So Then I Though I'd Make Some Plans, But Fire Thought She'd Really Rather Be Water Instead.

I'm Too Young For A Man, But I'm Too Old For A Boy. So, Can't We Just Pretend, That I'm Older Than I Really Am, But Then, Only Little Girls Pretend.