Guys Would Sleep With A Bicycle If

I'm Too Young For A Man, But I'm Too Old For A Boy. So, Can't We Just Pretend, That I'm Older Than I Really Am, But Then, Only Little Girls Pretend.

For The Most Part, Pianos Are Female To Me. Sometimes They're Dykes, And They're Always Good Fun.

I Don't Allow Challenges To Trip Me Up.

I Really Respect Anybody Who Stands By Their Truth.

This Whole Christian Theology Thing Is That God Came Down To Experience Life Through His Son. Well, How's He Experiencing Life If He Doesn't Get Laid? Give Me A Break. And Why Would He Not Get Laid, As He Created The Apparatus In The First Place?