You're Only As Good As Your Last

I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.

We Have Learned To Take Life Seriously, But Never Ourselves.

I Have Had A Couple Of Marriages, But Like Every Other Woman I Had A Perfect Right To Them.

To Know That One Has Never Really Tried - That Is The Only Death

I'm Too Homely For A Prima Donna And Too Ugly For A Soubrette.