You're Never Going To See Me Playing

I'm Not A Star, And I Don't Want To Be A Star. Stars Fall. I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.

Sometimes When You Lose You Win, Son. Failure Is Just Life's Way Of Preparing You For Success.

I Don't Care About How I Look; I'm Dedicated To The Laughs. You Know, I Used To Be A Clown, So - My Name Was Smoothie The Clown. All The Training I Had, All My Training Is Geared Toward Making People Laugh, And I Didn't Care About Being Cool.

My Girlfriend Rhonda, Who's Now My Wife, I Graduated From High School, She Got Pregnant. My Grandfather Said, 'you've Got To Do The Right Thing.'

Why I Was So Intrigued With Red Skelton Was Because He Was Able To Make You Cry And Laugh And The Same Time. That Was Power.