You're Never Going To See Me Playing

I'm Not A Star, I Hate That Word, And I'm An Entertainer. Stars Fall, You Know, I'm An Entertainer. I Want To Be Known As An Entertainer.

Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass Off At Koreatown. Now Hold On, America, Don't Start Writing No Letters. I'm Just Kidding. But Am I Lying?

I Was A Street Performer For Two Years.

Sometimes When You Lose You Win, Son. Failure Is Just Life's Way Of Preparing You For Success.

I Was In Love With A Lot Of People, Because I Was A Student Of The Game Of Comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickles, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley - Who Gets No Credit, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Kirby. I Loved Them All, And I Used To Just Take A Page Out Of All Of Them.