You're Never A Failure Until You Fail

I Would Always Rather Be In The Arena Fighting Than Be A Spectator.

I Really Think We Should Pass A Law In Every State, I Don't Care Whether It Takes The Independence Away From An Old Person Or Not. You Shouldn't Be Driving A Car If You're Over The Age Of 80. Maybe Even Less Than That.

She (my Ex-wife) Wanted Me To Stop Being Evel Knievel. I Am Who I Am. I'm Not Going To Change. I'll Settle Down The Day They Put Me In A Six-foot Pine Box.

When You're Mad At Someone, It's Probably Best Not To Break His Arm With A Baseball Bat.

Unless We Do Things In This Country To Slow Down Our Population, Slow Down Our Birth Control, Provide Better Water For People, Provide Power For People, We're Gonna Find Out That The Next Wars Are Not Going To Be Fought Over Diamonds, Gold And Political Things.