I Don't Have Any Problems In Life,

No Prince, No King, No President Has Ever Lived A Better Life Than I Have!

There Are A Lot Of Myths About My Injuries. They Say I Have Broken Every Bone In My Body. Not True. But I Have Broken 35 Bones. I Had Surgery 14 Times To Pin And Plate. I Shattered My Pelvis. I Forget All Of The Things That Have Broke.

She (my Ex-wife) Wanted Me To Stop Being Evel Knievel. I Am Who I Am. I'm Not Going To Change. I'll Settle Down The Day They Put Me In A Six-foot Pine Box.

If I'm Out Trailriding, I Have A Favorite Motorcycle. Riding On The Road, I've Got A Favorite. If I'm Jumping, I Have A Favorite, And If I'm Racing, I Have A Favorite.

All My Life People Have Been Waiting Around To Watch Me Die.