You're Better Off Missing A Bus Or

Those Of Us Who Don't Have A Party Affiliation Ought To Be Able To Register Under The Heading "confused.

Making Duplicate Copies And Computer Printouts Of Things No One Wanted Even One Of In The First Place Is Giving America A New Sense Of Purpose.

When Those Waiters Ask Me If I Want Some Fresh Ground Pepper, I Ask If They Have Any Aged Pepper.

I've Done A Lot Of Complaining Here, But Of All The Things I've Complained About, I Can't Complain About My Life.

You're Better Off Missing A Bus Or An Airplane Once In A While Than You Are Getting There Too Early All The Time.