Writers Don't Retire. I Will Always Be

I've Learned... That I Wish I Could Have Told My Mom That I Love Her One More Time Before She Passed Away.

I Am Not Retiring. Writers Don't Retire. Writers Never Stop Writing.

Would A Real Man Get Caught Eating A Twinkie?

Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

You Really Can't Blame The Military For Wanting To Go To War [in Iraq]. They've Got All These New Toys And They Want To Know Whether They Work Or Not.