Your Home Is Your Refuge.

If I Ever Lose My Mind I Hope Some Honest Person Will Find It And Take It To Lost And Found.

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.

When I Hear A Person Talking About Political Solutions, I Know I Am Not Listening To A Serious Person.

The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage.

No One Ever Says, 'it's Only A Game' When Their Team Is Winning.