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There Is Nothing As Relaxing As Being Out On The Open Sea, Listening To The Waves And The Wind And The Sails And Voices Downstairs Yelling "how Do You Flush These Toilets?"

The Best Time To Go To Disney World, If You Want To Avoid Huge Crowds, Is 1962.