Your Absence Of Mind We Have Borne,

Of All Sound Of All Bells... Most Solemn And Touching Is The Peal Which Rings Out The Old Year.

Philanthropy, Like Charity, Must Begin At Home.

I'd Like To Grow Very Old As Slowly As Possible.

Dehortations From The Use Of Strong Liquors Have Been The Favourite Topic Of Sober Declaimers In All Ages, And Have Been Received With Abundance Of Applause By Water-drinking Critics. But With The Patient Himself, The Man That Is To Be Cured, Unfortunately Their Sound Has Seldom Prevailed.

Clap An Extinguisher Upon Your Irony If You Are Unhappily Blessed With A Vein Of It.