Younger Kids, They Understand That Things Aren't

There's Something That Happens In That Delivery Room, When A Woman Becomes Ten Times More A Woman, And A Guy Becomes Six Times Less A Man. You Feel Really Dopey And Useless And Like A Spectator. I Did, Anyway.

Parents Often Give Middle Names Just So That Later, When They're Yelling At The Kid, They Can Drag It Out. Henry David Thoreau, You Come In Here This Instant!

As You Get Older You Realize Your Parents Don't Look So Dumb - And That You're Not As Smart As You Thought You Were.

But The Two Of Them Together, Broke My Heart. Olympia And Peter, Those Scenes... When They're Kissing In Their 20s And Then Kissing In Their 70s, That's What It Is. And They Had Never Met Five Minutes Before They Shot Those Scenes.

In The History Of Life, No Good News Has Followed That Sentence ["we Have To Talk."].