A New Child In The House Is

He Was Born Early. But He Was Born Within A Safe Range Of Premature.

I Can't Get Past The Fact That Food Is Coming Out Of My Wife's Breasts. What Was Once Essentially An Entertainment Center Has Now Become A Juice Bar.

Younger Kids, They Understand That Things Aren't So Perfect With Their Father Or With Their Mother.

My Wife And I Never Agree On The Dishtowels. It's A Matter Of Terms. She Asks Me Not To Put The Dishtowel In The Sink. So I Drape It Over The Sink, But Not In The Sink. If That's Our Biggest Problem, I Think We're In Good Shape.

Marriage Is Just An Elaborate Game That Allows Two Selfish People To Periodically Feel That They're Not.