Young People Want To Look Like Peas

When Men Don't Like Another Man Everyone Assumes He's No Good And That The Men Know What They Are Talking About, Yet When Women Dislike Another Woman People Just Think They're Being Catty.

Keeping Your Coat On Indoors In Russia, No Matter How Public The Place, Is Far Worse Than Keeping Your Hat On As The Flag Goes By. It Is Worse Than Going Into A Catholic Church In Spain With Your Upper Arms Bare. It Is Worse Than Telling A Mother Her Baby Bores You.

Art, We Are Told, Is A Criterion Of One's Taste. How Humiliating, Should Our Taste Turn Out To Be Bad. Rather As Though We Were Caught Stark Naked With A Poor Figure.

Like Building A House, Travel Always Costs More Than You Estimate.

I've Got A Heart Like A College Prom. Each One I Dance With Seems The Best Of All.