Young Jimmy Dean Fell Off The World

With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For, My Wicked Soul Has Just About Shriveled And Died

Neiman-marcus Is One Thing, And The Dallas Cowboys Are Another.

I Find It Next To Impossible To Remain Politely Silent When People Prate To Me About The Glory Of Being Given Another Chance To Live Happily Ever After!

I'd Stand In Line For Confession With Old People And Little Kids, And As The Line Moved Up And It Was Getting Closer To My Turn, I Knew That When I Got Into The Box I Would Lie! Again!

The Irish ... Are Full Of The Fear Of The Lord And The Joy Of Living, And They Don't Know How To Combine The Two, But They'll Sure Have A Good Time Trying.