I Believe In Joy, But I Believe

Radio Is Truly The Theater Of The Mind. The Listener Constructs The Sets, Colors Them From His Own Palette, And Sculpts And Costumes The Characters Who Perform In Them.

My Name Is Real, Which Probably Explains Why I Never Became A Superstar... How Would That Look In Lights?

Alcohol Is A Very Patient Drug. It Will Wait For The Alcoholic To Pick It Up One More Time.

I Have No Use For People Who Hunt For What They Call Sport

My Admiration For The Phenomenon Of Alcoholics Anonymous Is Boundless.