You'll Never Do A Whole Lot Unless

I Don't Have Maids Or Servants, And My Husband And I Love Waking Up Early And Going To The 24-hour Supermarket When There Is Nobody Else There.

Music, I Suppose, Will Be The Thing That Sustains Me In The Time Of My Life When I Am Too Old For Sex And Not Quite Ready To Meet God. It Has Always Been An Essential Part Of Me.

Some People Say That Less Is More. But I Think More Is More.

I Don't Mind Being It [age 60], I Just Don't Like Saying It.

I Know Some Of The Best Dolly Parton Jokes. I Made 'em Up Myself.