There's Nothing Like White Trash At The

So Many Of My Relatives Didn't Get A Chance To Go To School, And My Own Daddy Couldn't Read Or Write.

I Enjoy The Way I Look, But It's A Joke.

I'm Not Really A Political-type Person, Meaning That I Don't Really Make Great Stands Or Whatever, But If You Ask Me A Direct Question I Say It Shouldn't Matter Who You Are, Whether You're Black, White, Green, Gay, Male, Female. If You Can Do A Job And Do It Well You Should Be Paid For It, You Should Be Respected For It, And You Have To Be Responsible. I Think Sometimes People Can Go Too Fare Trying To Make A Point. I Think They Should Just Make Their Point And Go On About.

For Some Reason, I Have Better Luck When I Work With Women. I Guess I Have A Good Sense Of Sisterhood.

I Wear Wigs All The Time On Shows, And Every Day When I'm In Public, At Dollywood. People Say, 'how Many Wigs Do You Have?' And I Say, 'well, At Least 365 Because I Wear At Least One A Day.'