You'd Be Surprised How Much It Costs

I Don't Keep Up With A Lot Of Trends. I've Never Been A Fashion Horse. I'm So Busy Writing My Songs, Trying To Maintain My Business, And All The New Things That Come Along. I Stay Working All The Time.

I Think 9/11 Affected Everybody In One Way Or Another.

Well, My Smile's Pretty Hard To Miss, Considering I'm A Gal Who Likes Her Lipstick-the Redder The Better.

My Husband Calls Me 'catfish.' He Says I'm All Mouth And No Brains.

There's A Heart Beneath The Boobs And A Brain Beneath The Wig.