I'll Be Like Bob Hope, Touring When

I Had To Get Rich So I Could Afford To Sing Like I Was Poor Again.

I Just Love Life. I Love People. I Love To Write, That's My Gift. I Love To Sing. I Have A Good Attitude. I Like To Think I Shine From The Inside.

I Bought All Those [fitness] Videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I Love To Sit And Eat Cookies And Watch 'em.

I'll Oil Wells Love You. I'll Oil Wells Care. I'll Oil Wells Need You. I Want You Oil Wells Dear.

I Don't Mind Being It [age 60], I Just Don't Like Saying It.