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We Live In A World Where Losing Your Phone Is More Dramatic Than Losing Your Virginity

I Need To Behave In A Way That Will Cause People To Take Me Seriously.

Even When I'm Trying To Be Straightforward And Honest And My Comments Are Innocent, Inevitably They Get Turned Into Something Sort Of Salacious.

I Didn't Get Along With Lindsay Lohan On Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen, But You Have To Consider That We Were 16-year-old Girls...from What I've Experienced, Women Aren't Good Friends To One Another. When Guys Want To Hang Out With You Because Your Personality Is Badass, Women Immediately Hate You.

Well, I'm Clearly Not Ugly.