My Body Parts Are All I Have

I Resent Having To Prove That I'm Not A Retard.

I Hate Doing Photo Shoots.

I Honestly Don't Think That I Am Cool Enough Or Important Enough That Anyone Would Care About What I Am Doing At All Hours Of The Day Like "i Just Had A Latte From Starbucks And Now I Am Going To Barney's. Love Me Some Shoes!

I Have A Mouth And I'm Not Afraid To Use It.

My Sense Of Humor Doesn't Translate Well Into Print, Some Of The Things I Say Can Be Offensive Or Found Offensive Even Though I Don't Mean Them That Way. So I Have Been Told To Try And Censor Myself Here And There. I'm Trying, But I'm Not Really Succeeding At It.