You Treat A Lady Like A Dame,

The Only Male Singer Who I've Seen Besides Myself And Who's Better Than Me--that Is Michael Jackson.

You've Got To Be On The Ball From The Minute You Step Out Into That Spotlight. You Gotta Know Exactly What You're Doing Every Second On That Stage, Otherwise The Act Goes Right Into The Bathroom. It's All Over. Good Night.

You Can Be The Most Artistically Perfect Performer In The World, But An Audience Is Like A Broad - If You're Indifferent, Endsville.

When Lip Service To Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality On Wednesday And Absolution On Sunday, Cash Me Out.

Take A Deep Breath, Pick Yourself Up, Dust Yourself Off, And Start All Over Again.