You Treat A Lady Like A Dame,

Most Of What Has Been Written About Me Is One Big Blur, But I Do Remember Being Described In One Simple Word That I Agree With. It Was In A Piece That Tore Me Apart For My Personal Behavior, But The Writer Said That When The Music Began And I Started To Sing, I Was "honest."

If I Had Done Everything I'm Credited With, I'd Be Speaking To You From A Laboratory Jar At Harvard.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women.

That's Life (that's Life), That's What All The People Say You're Ridin' High In April, Shot Down In May But I Know I'm Gonna Change That Tune When I'm Back On Top, Back On Top In June

The Martial Music Of Every Sideburned Delinquent On The Face Of The Earth.