What's [the Beatles'] I Am The Walrus

Bad Reviews I've Gotten Never Diminished The Number Of People In My Audience; Good Reviews Have Never Added To The Number Of People In My Audience; Be Your Own Critic.

There Are Moments When It's Too Quiet. Particularly Late At Night Or Early In The Mornings. That's When You Know There's Something Lacking In Your Life. You Just Know.

Rock N' Roll Is The Most Disgusting Form Of Expression, It's Brutal, Malefic, A Pestilential Aphrodisiac, The Preferred Music Of The Delinquents Of The Earth.

(while Accepting The Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award) I've Been Thinking About Why You Have To Get Famous To Get An Award For Helping Other People...if Your Name Is John Doe, And You Work Night And Day Doing Things For Your Helpless Neighbors, What You Get For Your Effort Is Tired. So, Mr. And Mrs. Doe, And All Of You Who Give Of Yourselves, To Those Who Carry Too Big A Burden To Make It On Their Own, I Want You To Reach Out And Take Your Share Of This...because If I Have Earned It, So Too Have You.

What I Do With My Life Is Of My Own Doing. I Live It The Best Way I Can.