You Think You're So Cool Just Because

The Living Room Is A Monument To My Impulsive Spending Habits. I've Got More Than Two Hundred Dvds, Including Cinematic Greats Such As Monkey Bone, Corkey Romano, And A Night At The Roxbury, Leading Me To Believe Not Only Do I Have Awful Taste In Films, But I Also Have A Chris Kattan Fixation. What I Don't Have Is $4000 Earing Intrest In A Money Market Account.

Some People Are Destined To Be Deep Thinkers. I Am Not One Of Those People.

I Think People Tend To Be Very Myopic And They Dont Understand How Their Actions Impact Others.

Fortunately, All It Takes For Us To Be Of One Mind Is Some Buttercream Frosting.

As I Examine My Life Through This Book, I Can't Help But Wonder If My Mother Was Right. Maybe I Really Was What I Ate. And Maybe If She'd Let Me Eat A Little More Sugar, I'd Have Come Out Sweeter.