You Smell Like Crap So I Know

Welcome To Smackdown. This Is Where The Franchise Plays. That's Tazz, He's A Thug. And That's Michael Cole, He's Gay.

Well John Cena's Like A Pinwheel, So You Can Go Ahead And Blow Me.

I Fear Nothing And I Regret Less.

I Was Fortunate That When I Was First Starting Out In New Orleans, I Had A Remarkable High-school Teacher. And She Was A Great, Great Influence In My Life, And I Think She Gave Me The Courage And The Confidence To Go Forward Into The Real World. She Instilled In Me That My Dreams Were Important And That What I Was Passionate About Was Most Important.

There Are Moments In Life Where It Gets So Hectic That Time Becomes A Blur. Keep Calm And Never Give Up.