There Are Moments In Life Where It

What, Sheamus? Oh No, I Can See Him...he's Pretty Pale......what? Oh No, He's Even Whiter Than That. He's Like A Jar Of Mayonaisse With Eyeballs And A Ketchup Haircut.

Vickie Is So Fat That Her Baby Pictures Were Taken Via Satellite.

By The Time I Was 15 And I Stepped In The High School Gym, I Was Just Stronger Than Everybody.

Live Fast, Fight Hard, No Regrets!

For The Past 9 Years, The Wwe Has Been My Home!