Thou Fail To Perceive Mineself!

I Just Got The Crap Beat Outta Me!!!

A True Champion Is Not Judged By How Much He Or She Is Admired, But By How Well They Can Stand At The Face Of Adversity.

I Don't Have Any Elaborate Uniforms; I Come To The Ring In A T-shirt, A Pair Of Sneakers And Some Shorts.

Vickie Is So Fat That Her Baby Pictures Were Taken Via Satellite.

Fashion Advice From The Tooth Fairy, That's Great.