You Really Have Got Lots Of Issues!

In England, I've Done A Whole Bunch Of Stuff Where I Just Make A Complete Ass Of Myself. I've Been Doing It For 20 Years, So I Just Gravitate Toward It Anyway. I'd Rather Do That Than Do The Stuff Where I'm Supposed To Be Trying To Look Cool In Some Way. It's More Interesting To Me.

Convoy? Michael, You're Hanging Around With A Man Who Uses A Collective Term For A Single Vehicle.

I Don't Like New Bands. I Don't Want To Be One Of Those Pathetic Old Men In Their Forties Who Knows Exactly What 18-year-olds Are Into.

Even If I Screw Up In My Personal Life, As Long As I'm Not Destroying Myself, I Just Think, "okay, I Screwed Up." I'm Not Mother Theresa.

I Don't Like Big Feet. It Reminds Me Of Gammon.