I'm Just A Good Catholic Boy -

All Those People Who Go Around Saying Life Begins At Forty, They're Notable By Their Absence. The Nerve.

I'm 47, My Girlfriend's 33; She's 14 Years Younger Than Me: Back Of The Net!

I Did Not Become Successful In My Work Through Embracing Or Engaging In Celebrity Culture. I Never Signed Away My Privacy In Exchange For Success.

I Used To Do Stuff At College. I Could Do Voices. I Could Make Some People Laugh. I Wasn't The Class Clown, But I Knew I Had This Skill.

I'm A Single Guy Now And Can Do What I Like. As My Agent Said, So Long As It's Not A Live Man Or A Dead Woman, I'll Be Fine. And That, Hand On Heart, Is Unlikely To Happen.