You Never See An Old Man Eating

I Could Eat A Knob At Night.

Making The 'an Idiot Abroad' Series, I Was Really Dreading Going To India; I Thought I'd Hate It. It Was A Nightmare, And I Was Really Ill - Just Like Everyone Says.

The Tudors, I Don't Even Know If I Had A Family Back Then.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

There's A Lot Of Idiots In The World, So Live With It.