You Never See An Old Man Eating

I Know When I Was A Kid I Ate A Beetle. I Ate A Beetle Because I Thought It Was Licorice.

I Came Up With A Good Idea... See-through Skin.

You Don't Get Anything Done By Planning

It Annoys Me A Bit How People Like Squirrels But Not Rats. At The End Of The Day They're The Same Thing, Except That Squirrels Have Had A Better Upbringing.

At What Point Is A Wasp Ever Going To Have A Chat With A Spider?