It's 2006, Why Are They Still Using

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city Schools There Aren't Enough Parts For Everyone In The Nativity Story.

If You Are Living The Dream, How Do You Know If You Are Asleep Or Awake?

I've Never Won Many Awards, I Didn't Get Certificates For Swimming Or Anything.