You Never Get An Angry Man Suddenly

[jellyfish] Are 97% Water Or Something, So How Much Are They Doing? Just Give Them Another 3% And Make Them Water. It's More Useful.

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.

Stay Green, Stay In The Woods, And Stay Safe.

Well...like, When You're Born, You're A Little Baby, You're Wrinkly And Stuff, When You Get Older You Sort Of Morph Into A Baby Again.