You Need That Guy Like A Giraffe

At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don't. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.

One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced. Think Of Your Three Closest Friends; If They Seem Ok, Then You're The One.

It's One Of The Ironies Of Human Nature That The Most Sensitive People Are Generally Insensitive To The Feelings Of Others.

The Naked Truth Is Always Better Than The Best-dressed Lie.

There Could Be No Honor In A Sure Success, But Much Might Be Wrested From A Sure Defeat.