If You Want Your Children To Listen,

Experience, They Say, Is The Best Teacher, But We Get The Grade First And The Lesson Later.

Some Men Have No Idea How To Romance A Woman. However, Women Who Teach Their Husbands What They Like Will Be Well-rewarded.

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

If You Have A Good Name, If You Are Right More Often Than You Are Wrong, If Your Children Respect You, If Your Grandchildren Are Glad To See You, If Your Friends Can Count On You And You Can Count On Them In Time Of Trouble, If You Can Face Your God And Say "i Have Done My Best," Then You Are A Success.

Anyone Who Believes The Competitive Spirit In America Is Dead Has Never Been In A Supermarket When The Cashier Opens Another Check-out Line.