You Must Be Poor. Why? Cuz Ur

We're Doing The Twyla, Not Twilight, So Stop Sucking!

You Must Be Poor. Why? Cuz Ur Not Making Any Cents!

Are You Nervous About No Longer Being A Big Fish In A Small Pond?

Those Fruity Drinks Better Have A Lot Of Caffeine In Them Or I'll Never Make It Through World Issues.

Because Whipping An Atlas At Jackson's Head While He Was Flirt-touching That Frankie Girl In Geography Would Have Been Very Satisfying. And Beating Him With The Eiffel Tower Snowglobe While He Kissed Cleo In French Would Have Been Tres Cathartic. But She Hadn't. Instead She'd Been Egg-like: A Hard Shell On The Outside, And A Runny Mess On The Inside.