You Might Be A Redneck If Directions

I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The O.j. Trial Was The Big Sunkist And Minutemaid Taste Test.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

For The First Time Ever I Was Taking The Family On The Road. We Stayed With My In-laws, Which On Life's List Of Experiences Ranks Right Below Sitting In A Tub Full Of Scissors.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.