You Might Be A Redneck If You

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.

If You Ever Start Feeling Like You Have The Goofiest, Craziest, Most Dysfunctional Family In The World, All You Have To Do Is Go To A State Fair. Because Five Minutes At The Fair, You'll Be Going, 'you Know, We're Alright. We Are Dang Near Royalty.'

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Parakeet Knows The Phrase Open Up, Police!