You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The Mountain Men In Deliverance Were Just Misunderstood.

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Celebrate Groundhog Day Because You Believe In It.

You Might Be A Redneck If...the Most Serious Loss From The Earthquake Was Your Conway Twitty Record Collection.

I've Got Nothing Against Tattoos. I Don't Have One Myself. If I Did, It Would Be Right There Next To My Watch. It Would Say "your Wife's Birthday Is August 2nd, Your Anniversary Is September 18th, Don't Let Ron White Drive Your Car Again."