You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dogs Name Is Miller Light

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think That Beef Jerky And Moon Pies Are Two Of The Major Food Groups.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Were Shooting Pool When Your Kids Were Born.