You Might Be A Redneck If You've

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Sophisticated Show-biz Cousin Is A Rodeo Clown.

As An Actor, There Was That Freedom Of Not Having To Worry About Lights Or Marks Or Other People. It Was Just Going Out There And Having Fun With The Character.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Been Fired From A Construction Job Because Of Your Appearance.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Pocketknife Has Ever Been Referred To As Exhibit A.