You Might Be A Redneck If Every

If Most People Wanted To Be Incognito, They Put On A Fake Beard Or Mustache. If I Wanted To I'd Just Shave Mine Off.

I'm An Outdoor Nut. If I'm Not Working, I'm On A Tractor On My Farm, Hunting, Fishing Or Climbing A Mountain.

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

I've Been To All 50 States, And Traveled This Whole Country, And 90 Percent Of The People Are Good Folks. The Rest Of Them Take After The Other Side Of The Family.